Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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