Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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All geniuses die young.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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