Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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