If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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