A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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