Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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