Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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