Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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