Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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All geniuses die young.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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