Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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