Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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