A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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