A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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