Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARXWhy, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I only write first editions.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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