Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXWhy, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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