Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXWhy, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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