Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXDon’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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