I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXDon’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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