Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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