Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All geniuses die young.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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