I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXOne morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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