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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I only write first editions.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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