Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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