The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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All geniuses die young.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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