Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I only write first editions.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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