Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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