Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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All geniuses die young.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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