Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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All geniuses die young.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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