Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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