Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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All geniuses die young.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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