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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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