Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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