She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXWhy don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I only write first editions.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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