She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXI wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I only write first editions.
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Time wounds all heels.
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