I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXI wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX