If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXI wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARX






