Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
GROUCHO MARXI wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Time wounds all heels.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARX