All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARXI wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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