Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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