I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARXHere’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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All geniuses die young.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Time wounds all heels.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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