If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARXHere’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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