Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARXWe’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I only write first editions.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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