Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXI’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXI only write first editions.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARXHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXShe got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARXMy mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARXSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
GROUCHO MARXI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXHumour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXPaying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARX