I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARXWe’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I only write first editions.
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