In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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