Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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