Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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