The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I only write first editions.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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