Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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