Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I only write first editions.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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