If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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