Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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