Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Time wounds all heels.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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