Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
GROUCHO MARXOutside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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