We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARXWe’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARXYou can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXWho says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARXBlessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXAnything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARX