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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I only write first editions.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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