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George Carlin Quote - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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