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George Carlin Quote - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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