Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLINI’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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