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George Carlin Quote - A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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