Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINA house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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