The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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