By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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