Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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