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GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLIN







