The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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