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George Carlin Quote - So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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