One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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