Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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