Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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