It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Religion is just mind control.
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