If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Religion is just mind control.
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