Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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