Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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