Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Meow means woof in cat.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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