Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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