There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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