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George Carlin Quote - A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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