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George Carlin Quote - A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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