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George Carlin Quote - A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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