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George Carlin Quote - I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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Life is tough, then you die.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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