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George Carlin Quote - I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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