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George Carlin Quote - I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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