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George Carlin Quote - I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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