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George Carlin Quote - I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLIN

Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLIN

Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win

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