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George Carlin Quote - If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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