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George Carlin Quote - If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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