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George Carlin Quote - If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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