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George Carlin Quote - The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard

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