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George Carlin Quote - The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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