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George Carlin Quote - The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Meow means woof in cat.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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