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George Carlin Quote - The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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