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George Carlin Quote - Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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