The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINIf a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLINWeather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLINI think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
GEORGE CARLINLaugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
GEORGE CARLINJust when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINIf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLINPeople love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
GEORGE CARLINI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLINThe wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLINDon’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLINPardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN