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George Carlin Quote - Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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