Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINIs there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINIf we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLINWith the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLINOne tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLINSome people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLINHow can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINI had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINThe only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLINBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
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