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George Carlin Quote - Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLIN

Entertainment Life Missing People
Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLIN

Control Mind One Liner Religion
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLIN

Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLIN

Goodness Music One Liner Religion
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
GEORGE CARLIN

Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLIN

Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile

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