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George Carlin Quote - Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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