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George Carlin Quote - Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff

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