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George Carlin Quote - Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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