I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLINScratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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