I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLINScratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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