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George Carlin Quote - Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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