The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINMeow means woof in cat.
More George Carlin Quotes
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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