The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
GEORGE CARLINMeow means woof in cat.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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