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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time

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