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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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