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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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