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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming

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