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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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