Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINLife is tough, then you die.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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