If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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