Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLINRegarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLINJust when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
GEORGE CARLINPeople can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLINIf a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLINPeople always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLINA good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINLife is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLINElectricity is really just organized lightning.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINIs there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLIN