People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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