I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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