Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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