The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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