There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLINIf you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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