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George Carlin Quote - Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Deep Fly Walk
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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