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George Carlin Quote - Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
GEORGE CARLIN

Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Fly Walk

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