Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLIN







