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George Carlin Quote - We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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