Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLINWe are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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