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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

Bob Hope

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

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