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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

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