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Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play

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