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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful

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