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Bob Hope

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf

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