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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading

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