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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable

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