Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPECongratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEIt’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
BOB HOPEI love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPEIf I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPEIf you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPESure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEAs the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEChiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPE