Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEPerfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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