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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.

Bob Hope

Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree

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