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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.

Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading

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