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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.

Bob Hope

It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil

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