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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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