It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEI only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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