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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
BOB HOPE

Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE

Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

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