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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Bob Hope

US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPE

Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight

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