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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

Bob Hope

It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPE

Account Line One Please Stand

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

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