We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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