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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

Bob Hope

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

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