I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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