I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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