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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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