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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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