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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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