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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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