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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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