The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEWhen I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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