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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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