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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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