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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Bob Hope

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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