US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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