By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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