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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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