People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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