The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPETo give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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