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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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