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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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