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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE

Country Kissing Lazy Love People
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPE

Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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