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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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