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Bob Hope

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

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