If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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