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Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength

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