The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPE -
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
BOB HOPE -
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE -
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE -
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPE -
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE -
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE -
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPE -
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPE -
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE -
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE -
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE -
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPE -
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPE -
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPE