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Bob Hope

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician

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