Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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