I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEPebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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