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Bob Hope

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE

Get Golf Names Vain
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter

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