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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Bob Hope

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPE

Country Kind Line Money One People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Kids Wonderful
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole

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