If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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