I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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