The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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