The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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