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BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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