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Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk

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