Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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