Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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