Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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