Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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