I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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