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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World

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