I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Only stupid one’s.
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