It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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